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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}

{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}

{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}

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