The Helensvale Hornets were formed in 1991 the Helensvale Hornets currently field teams in all junior grades of the Gold Coast Rugby League.\nThe club is based at Robert Dalley Park, Helensvale, Queensland and the club's Gold Coast Titans Ambassadors are David Mead and Beau Henry.
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México FC S.A.D., formerly known as Club Deportivo Paracuellos MX S.A.D is a Spanish football club based in Paracuellos de Jarama, in the autonomous community of Madrid. Founded in 1995, it plays in Tercera Federación – Group 7, holding home games at Estadio Municipal, which has a capacity of 1,500 spectators.
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